Hillary Clinton

**PVVikeFan** · July 1st, 2005, 10:49 AM

I heard this on John Boy and Billy and thought it was good.

Hillary Clinton was visiting a second grade class in a public school. After talking to the kids for a while she said "now it's time for questions and answers. Who has a question?"

A little boy in the back of the class raised his hand.
Hillary: "What is your name and what is your question?"

Little boy: "My name is Tommy and I have 3 questions"
1. What ever happened to the health care plan you promised?
2. How can you even think about running for President after your husband disgraced the office?
3. What happened to all the stuff you and your husband took from the White House?

Just at that time the recess bell rang and everybody got up and went out. 15 minutes later recess was over and all the children came back into the classroom.

Hillary took her place at the front of the class. "Now, where were we. Oh yes, we were having questions and answers. Who has a question"

A little boy stood up and said "My name is Billy and I have 5 questions."
1. What happened to the health care plan you promised?
2. How can you even think about running for President after your husband disgraced the office?
3. What happened to all the stuff you and your husband took from the White House?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. What have you done with Tommy?

If any of you know the whereabouts of Tommy and Billy, please contact the local authorities.
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**Glory_Days** · July 1st, 2005, 10:50 AM

that is a really good post

**imported_OleTob** · July 1st, 2005, 10:54 AM

Funny thing is that the first three question are just speaking the truth also.

**imported_MoonlightGraham** · July 1st, 2005, 11:00 AM

(Don't ban me.)

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Osama Bin Ladin and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Saddam with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

**OAR** · July 1st, 2005, 11:02 AM

hahahaha....that is hilarious!!!!!!

That just made my day Moonlight...i'll have to remember that one

**PVVikeFan** · July 1st, 2005, 11:17 AM

That was just SICK. And I LOVED IT [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**Craes** · July 1st, 2005, 11:54 AM

I agree and I did too!!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]